A BLURRY TRUTH
You wouldn't be needing your sobriety in this home. Please leave it at home (unless you drove here in which case you should leave it at the porch).
Please drink responsibly...when you leave our home.
If you enter this home sober it wont last long. This is a drinking household and this drinking doormat is a full disclaimer.
Made From Coir
The brown stuff is called coir. It comes from the strands on a coconut.
Eco Friendly PVC Backing
Environmentally conscious water repellant polyvinyl chloride backing to avoid slippage.
Size Matters!
Our standard doormats are 18" x 30" x 0.5 which is considered a large standard doormat.
Printed in the U.S.A.
Our doormats are printed in the fine state of New Jersey.
Easy Care
Hose it down or else it gets the hose again. Shake it like a Polaroid picture. Let it dry.
Erosion Resistant
Our doormats are durable and designed to avoid erosion even in high foot traffic areas.
Width
30 Inches Wide
Height
18 Inches Tall
Thickness
0.5 Inch Thickness
Hose
Hose it down or else it gets the hose again.
Shake
Shake it like a Polaroid picture.
Dry
Let it dry.
To see a video on how to clean your doormat check HERE
Where is it printed?
Our doormats are proudly printed in New Jersey
How long does it take to ship?
We print within 24 hours and shipping takes 1-5 days
Can I Return it?
For sure! If you're not happy send it back for a refund or credit. Don't stress it!
Will it Smudge?
Our doormats are printed not painted. We use a deep imprint that soaks into the thick coir and is guaranteed not to smudge.
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